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Prettyboys are Pussies, and other rantings.
So, my mechanical error led to a few issues via technology lately. But I’ve also had a few fuck-ups from that bitch, Siri’s, power trips. I’ve been watching a lot of stand-up lately, and many comedians...
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Moral Implications of the iPhone 5
I am currently writing this at work, but that’s a fact very pertinent to this blog. In the 50’s middle class American families relocated to the suburbs faster than Kirstie Ally could eat a roasted pig....
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When you call me a whore, I hear “I love you”
Technology is a good thing, let me start by saying that. It’s increased exponentially the rate at which we receive information. I’m not saying it’s all good or accurate information, but I am saying...
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The top-heavy rapist van
Poking, prodding, punching; I’m sure I would have suffered much more of this torment had video gaming systems not been invented. Like a sedative for children, Nintendo provided all the advantages of...
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Blame it on Juicing
I have a sneaky little feeling that six months from now, Los Angeles will report a boost in its economy; largely because of the heavy tourism traffic we’ve experienced this summer. Perhaps there’s the...
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What a coink-y-dink
Coincidences are God’s way of remaining anonymous- Albert Einstein Garland strutted through the streets that humid, May morning with more vigor and jubilance than she’d ever had in her life. Each step...
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How Ella Got Her Groove Back
Hi everyone! You know, not many of you know this, but I’ve been blessed with the gift of multiple personality disorder. Seriously, I’ve got more personalities than Sybil. Some call it being a crazy...
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Bi-partisan Hyperbole
For the past two weeks my phone’s been acting up. It wouldn’t alert me when I received new texts and my calls would go straight to voicemail. This carried on for a frustrating two weeks, driving my...
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SEEking
First of all, let me say that this ALS ice bucket challenge has been a winning success and I’m happy for all the funds and awareness raised. But my Facebook feed is 90% men, so really, it’s just been a...
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Facebook Status Realness
If my facebook statuses were honest they’d read: Jake wants some attention. Jake would like everyone to know that these lyrics are a passive aggressive attack against that money-grubbing, emotionally...
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